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Post by broadsword on Sept 10, 2008 20:00:59 GMT
There was a young man from Bombay On a slow boat to China one day Got trapped in the tiller By a sex-mad gorilla And China's a very long way
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Post by admin on Sept 10, 2008 20:23:58 GMT
genius...this could be the best thread ever.......
There once was a fly on the wall I wonder why didn't it fall? Because its feet stuck? Or was it just luck? Or does gravity miss things so small?
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Post by onewhiteduck on Sept 10, 2008 20:53:56 GMT
A lonely young farmer from Rhyl Went out to the fair for a thrill, And came home arm in arm All the way to the farm With a Jack whom he thought was a Jill
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Post by nonrabbit on Sept 10, 2008 21:31:58 GMT
;D ;D ;D
A mosquito was heard to complain, 'A chemist has poisoned my brain!' The cause of his sorrow was paradichloro- triphenyldichloroethane.
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Post by broadsword on Sept 10, 2008 22:48:47 GMT
There was a young girl from Devizes Who was brought to the local assizes For teaching young boys Matrimonial joys And giving french letters as prizes
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Post by broadsword on Sept 11, 2008 11:21:06 GMT
There was a young man from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus at Ealing It said on the door Do not spit on the floor So he looked up and spat on the ceiling
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Post by broadsword on Sept 12, 2008 22:44:20 GMT
This COULD be about me.........
There was a young man from Kent Whose member was remarkably bent To save himself trouble He bent it round double And instead of coming, he went
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