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Post by TM on Aug 10, 2009 21:13:30 GMT
I learned that the hard way as you now know. After drinking a cup of coffee along side the bruised fruit I talked with Andy and James Duncan a bit. Never got to meet Ian though... Oh, so then it wasn't a total loss. I thought it was just you and Holly's husband in the room with the bruised fruit. Always fun to talk to Andy and it must have been cool talking to Ian's son, whom I've never met. Jeff No not a total loss - but instead of meeting Ian Anderson I met Andy and James. But things do work out in the end, because about a week later I went to the XM gig and met them all.
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Post by TM on Aug 11, 2009 17:00:58 GMT
The show ends in all too typical fashion. Mike and I were hardly able to contain our excitement. We were going to meet the band! Not so fast, amigos. Having already rushed the stage for the finale, we were not far from the designated area where "guests" were instructed to gather before being escorted backstage. Because of our proximity, we were amongst the earliest to arrive there. It was then that we learned the first of three harsh lessons. Harsh Lesson #1 was "ALL BACKSTAGE PASSES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL." In addition to the gold passes, there were also green and red ones. I'm not sure of the pecking order between the greens and reds, but they were obviously way more important than we were. They were like kings and knights, freely allowed to come and go from the dressing room as they pleased, whereas those of us with gold passes were mere vassals, ordered to cool our heels and sit in a roped-off section of seats adjacent to the ramp that led down to the Promised Land. Then, as time went by, and more and more 'gold passers' arrived (there were at least 100 of us), we learned Harsh Lesson #2: "THE MERE POSSESSION OF A GOLD PASS DOES NOT ENSURE ACCESS TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA." Mike, being a rather restless fellow, approached one of the security guys who explained that an inordinate number of gold passes had been issued by radio stations and friends of the band. He further explained that we would not all get to go in because of space and time limitations, so we would just have to wait. Needless to say, we were crushed, really bummed out, but we continued to wait and hope against hope, when suddenly, like a mirage........ Jeff ........we see our heroine, Heather, walking up the ramp from the dressing rooms! Now, mind you, she most assuredly was NOT looking for us. From what I can recall she was either looking for one of the roadies or talking to some of the security personnel, presumably about backstage protocol. But Mike, always the opportunist, said "Come on, Jeff, let's go talk to her," and so we did. Sure enough, she remembered us from the Paramount show. We thanked her profusely for following through on her promise and Mike presented the issue of Modern Drummer, featuring all of the drummers of Jethro Tull, for her to pass along to Doane. But Heather declined to accept it, saying "Why don't you give it to him yourself?" And with that she smiled and proceeded to escort us down the ramp, to the door that opened into the backstage hallway and dressing rooms! There was a security guy there and various "greens" and "reds" milling about near the entrance door. With Heather as our patron we were admitted almost immediately through the door despite our inferior status, but then something strange happened. Although we did not realize it at the time, there was evidently a security lapse, because as we would find out later, we were supposed to have been herded into a single room filled with other gold passers, whom Ian would then greet collectively (if he had the time.) Not exactly what we had envisioned but, fortunately, it didn't happen that way. Heather got distracted. The security guy got distracted, and all of a sudden, Mike and I were left to our own devices in the hallway, where, immediately upon entering, we saw Ian standing only a few feet away! That is when we learned Harsh Lesson #3: "ONLY INSANELY SICK-HOT WOMEN GET TO TALK TO IAN." For there he was, svelte and in amazing shape, holding a bottle of imported beer, surrounded by a bevy of some of the most smoking hot babes we had ever seen. But Mike was not about to be denied. Jeff LMAO! This is a great story Jeff. I can't belief I missed it on the old board! And hence the reason why Holly met Ian and I did not!
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Post by tommie on Aug 12, 2009 1:40:59 GMT
Hey, I'm insulted! I'm following the story as well, FM
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Post by fatman on Aug 12, 2009 1:56:53 GMT
Hey, I'm insulted! I'm following the story as well, FM I didn't think that you were because I know you were at that Nassau Coliseum Catfish show and you didn't comment when I described Ian joking about a female fan grabbing Rod Stewart's dick a few nights earlier, and then theatrically spreading his legs and inviting that female fan to do the same to him. Don't you remember that one? Jeff
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Post by fatman on Aug 12, 2009 2:00:24 GMT
Peggy is a personal trainer, if I remember correctly. She certainly seemed very friendly. Did you actually meet her? Jeff Yes. I met her down in Washington at the Aqualung XM Live gig. So were you also at the two Aqualung XM shows at Carnegie Hall, the first night being bad, the second night being much better (as is so often the case.)? Is that when you got to meet Ian? Jeff
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Post by fatman on Aug 12, 2009 2:16:59 GMT
Peggy is a personal trainer, if I remember correctly. She certainly seemed very friendly. Did you actually meet her? Jeff Yes. I met her down in Washington at the Aqualung XM Live gig. So you met both Peggy and Holly at that same show? Or am I totally confused? Was I right about Peggy being a personal trainer? She must have been pretty hot too, then. Jeff
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 15:02:47 GMT
LMAO! This is a great story Jeff. I can't belief I missed it on the old board! And hence the reason why Holly met Ian and I did not! Thanks, I'm glad you're liking it. The whole thing comes to a ridiculous head pretty soon. ;D And then I'm planning a few surprises, but I may need your help. It seems like you're the only one who's been following all along, and that's fine by me, I no longer care about the others. I'm here and enjoying it after all these years. Not sure what to make of the others. Maybe some have control issues? Yeah she is, but actually it was Andy that invited her backstage and took her to meet Ian. But Holly later said that she got this vibe from Ian that he made her feel uncomfortable. Most likely because she was so young. I went to the XM studio with Peggy Harris to watch the band record Aqualung. So everyone met Ian and the band while we got our pictures taken with them. Ian didn't actually attend the Crest promotions. Just some guys from Chrysalis. I was at that convention as well with my wife. Is that the night Ian drank a little to much? I've heard stories, but I'd love to hear more!
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 15:22:35 GMT
Yes. I met her down in Washington at the Aqualung XM Live gig. So were you also at the two Aqualung XM shows at Carnegie Hall, the first night being bad, the second night being much better (as is so often the case.)? Is that when you got to meet Ian? Jeff No no. I was actually lucky enough to go to the XM studio in Washington and watch them record the live Aqualung record. It was incredible. It was literally like having the band playing live for you in your living room. The sound was engineered so that we were basically listening to everything "dry." All reverb or chorus or whatever effects were added later. So we were in essence listening to Ian's un-amplified voice which was very cool. In addition to myself was Peggy Harris, Billy Hill, and of course the late Tony Snow. I used to joke about fighting over the front row center seat that Tony ended up occupying. But Peggy and I were literally 15 feet away from them. Except Doane - he was another story. They had a separate drum room adjacent to the studio reserved for Doane's big kit which shielded us all from the overpowering drums. And let me tell you, Doane's drums were thunderous at times. The only knock I have is regarding the actual CD - they cut out all the banter between tracks. Some was added at the end, but listening Ian's and Martin's stories between each song really made them all that much more meaningful. Too bad they cut most of it out. I really was a special event. And I owe it all to Peggy.
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 15:26:05 GMT
Yes. I met her down in Washington at the Aqualung XM Live gig. So you met both Peggy and Holly at that same show? Or am I totally confused? Was I right about Peggy being a personal trainer? She must have been pretty hot too, then. Jeff I met Holly (and Dan) up in NY State for a show, and then Peggy in Washington DC for the recording about a week later. Dan hooked us up with 1st row seats!
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Post by fatman on Aug 12, 2009 15:49:47 GMT
So were you also at the two Aqualung XM shows at Carnegie Hall, the first night being bad, the second night being much better (as is so often the case.)? Is that when you got to meet Ian? Jeff No no. I was actually lucky enough to go to the XM studio in Washington and watch them record the live Aqualung record. It was incredible. It was literally like having the band playing live for you in your living room. The sound was engineered so that we were basically listening to everything "dry." All reverb or chorus or whatever effects were added later. So we were in essence listening to Ian's un-amplified voice which was very cool. In addition to myself was Peggy Harris, Billy Hill, and of course the late Tony Snow. I used to joke about fighting over the front row center seat that Tony ended up occupying. But Peggy and I were literally 15 feet away from them. Except Doane - he was another story. They had a separate drum room adjacent to the studio reserved for Doane's big kit which shielded us all from the overpowering drums. And let me tell you, Doane's drums were thunderous at times. The only knock I have is regarding the actual CD - they cut out all the banter between tracks. Some was added at the end, but listening Ian's and Martin's stories between each song really made them all that much more meaningful. Too bad they cut most of it out. I really was a special event. And I owe it all to Peggy. Great stuff, Paul, I definitely want to discuss a lot of these things with you in a lot more detail, the XM recording, Peggy and Holly, the Portland show, the Newport convention, Tony Snow, etc., after I finish the story. Today's installment is below, underneath your posts. (I think we both were posting at about the same time.) Once I know you're up to date, I will continue with the grand finale tomorrow morning. After that I will have an epilogue and a few special treats. Jeff
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 17:25:08 GMT
No no. I was actually lucky enough to go to the XM studio in Washington and watch them record the live Aqualung record. It was incredible. It was literally like having the band playing live for you in your living room. The sound was engineered so that we were basically listening to everything "dry." All reverb or chorus or whatever effects were added later. So we were in essence listening to Ian's un-amplified voice which was very cool. In addition to myself was Peggy Harris, Billy Hill, and of course the late Tony Snow. I used to joke about fighting over the front row center seat that Tony ended up occupying. But Peggy and I were literally 15 feet away from them. Except Doane - he was another story. They had a separate drum room adjacent to the studio reserved for Doane's big kit which shielded us all from the overpowering drums. And let me tell you, Doane's drums were thunderous at times. The only knock I have is regarding the actual CD - they cut out all the banter between tracks. Some was added at the end, but listening Ian's and Martin's stories between each song really made them all that much more meaningful. Too bad they cut most of it out. I really was a special event. And I owe it all to Peggy. Great stuff, Paul, I definitely want to discuss a lot of these things with you in a lot more detail, the XM recording, Peggy and Holly, the Portland show, the Newport convention, Tony Snow, etc., after I finish the story. Today's installment is below, underneath your posts. (I think we both were posting at about the same time.) Once I know you're up to date, I will continue with the grand finale tomorrow morning. After that I will have an epilogue and a few special treats. Jeff I'm good Jeff, and I have to commend you on your writing skills. I'm enjoying the story immensely. Love the part where you wrote that "he was NOT happy." The thought of you two in there brings a huge smile to my face! And yes, we should discuss those other events as well.
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Post by Dan on Aug 12, 2009 18:20:32 GMT
So you met both Peggy and Holly at that same show? Or am I totally confused? Was I right about Peggy being a personal trainer? She must have been pretty hot too, then. Jeff I met Holly (and Dan) up in NY State for a show, and then Peggy in Washington DC for the recording about a week later. Dan hooked us up with 1st row seats! I have a couple front row seats and three fifth row up in Schenectady if you're up for the journey on Oct.9. Dan
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Post by steelmonkey on Aug 12, 2009 18:20:57 GMT
Though i am already on a locked psych ward...and can get help if i decide to kill myself from suspense...please spare me that crossroads and send me the ending also! I think electrons are cheap and threads that turn into two people ping-pong are fine, if Tull is the topic, which it had been...then others can jump in and out as desired.
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 18:34:25 GMT
I met Holly (and Dan) up in NY State for a show, and then Peggy in Washington DC for the recording about a week later. Dan hooked us up with 1st row seats! I have a couple front row seats and three fifth row up in Schenectady if you're up for the journey on Oct.9. Dan Don't tempt me! But seriously thanks very much Dan. I'll actually be away Columbus weekend. Is Holly coming out for the show?
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Post by TM on Aug 12, 2009 18:36:02 GMT
Though i am already on a locked psych ward...and can get help if i decide to kill myself from suspense...please spare me that crossroads and send me the ending also! I think electrons are cheap and threads that turn into two people ping-pong are fine, if Tull is the topic, which it had been...then others can jump in and out as desired.
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Post by TM on Aug 19, 2009 14:00:57 GMT
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Post by fatman on Aug 19, 2009 14:48:46 GMT
Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cool, though, don't really care. I'm through with this place. Jeff
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Post by TM on Aug 19, 2009 14:58:36 GMT
Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cool, though, don't really care, I'm through with this place. Jeff Can't you just feel the love?
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Post by fatman on Aug 19, 2009 15:01:34 GMT
Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cool, though, don't really care, I'm through with this place. Jeff Can't you just feel the love? Believe me, I got all the love I needed the first time around. From cool people, like you. Jeff
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Post by TM on Aug 19, 2009 15:49:41 GMT
It was a very enjoyable read Jeff. You are a very good writer and I could easily envision myself being there in your shoes.
Good stuff.
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Post by fatman on Aug 19, 2009 16:16:10 GMT
It was a very enjoyable read Jeff. You are a very good writer and I could easily envision myself being there in your shoes. Good stuff. Thanks, Paul, glad you enjoyed. oooooppps, better be careful here....can't discuss.....not allowed....no good......becoming " the Jeff and TM show" ;D
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Post by admin on Aug 19, 2009 18:26:50 GMT
Don't get the significance of the cricket, would you care to enlighten me?
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Post by tommie on Aug 19, 2009 23:32:10 GMT
C'mon, Fatman and TM....you always leave me out of the love! I dug ur story too, son. But get that f******n roach outta here, please!
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Post by TM on Aug 21, 2009 14:23:30 GMT
Don't get the significance of the cricket, would you care to enlighten me? You can't be serious.
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Post by TM on Aug 21, 2009 14:25:11 GMT
C'mon, Fatman and TM....you always leave me out of the love! I dug ur story too, son. But get that f******n roach outta here, please! It's not a roach! It's a cricket. Put a little chocolate sauce and and mmmmmmm crunchy good.
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Post by tommie on Aug 21, 2009 21:46:23 GMT
I dont care! Anything that even resembles a roach freaks me out.......remember, it's hot and muggy and I work in the South Bronx, dig?
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Post by rebecca on Aug 21, 2009 22:48:22 GMT
Oh, honey, you don't even know a roach until you live in the south!
We're starting to get those ones from further south that are 3 inches long and fly around and smack you in the face.
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Post by tommie on Aug 22, 2009 1:53:56 GMT
Yikes! We call those "waterbugs"
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Post by tommie on Aug 22, 2009 1:54:50 GMT
BTW, Rebecca, I love your accent
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Post by maddogfagin on Aug 22, 2009 8:48:46 GMT
Don't get the significance of the cricket, would you care to enlighten me? You can't be serious. Nothing to do with batting averages then ;D
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