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Post by nonrabbit on May 4, 2009 13:33:34 GMT
..as in political incorrectness rather than the good old times notice that all of these are American and short however we Brits tended to go for the longer version as in a whole TV series.
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Post by tullistray on May 4, 2009 20:24:28 GMT
..as in political incorrectness rather than the good old times I think you will agree Non Rabbit that top one is flat out insane. Did not William Burroughs inadvertently murder his first wife I think with Neal Casady in Mexico, missing while intending to shoot an apple off her head. The one in a million chance of this Mom missing is an idea far too horrifying to consider, maybe thereby killing her beautiful 5 yr old. BTW adore that Irish map, you are our best. notice that all of these are American and short however we Brits tended to go for the longer version as in a whole TV series.
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Post by steelmonkey on May 6, 2009 3:27:44 GMT
What about real life stuff that makes 1963 seem like ancient history...I mean...I traveled in the back of a rambler, window down, unsecured by anything...for the first 10 years of my life....or bouncing around the front or back seats of cars...I don't think i saw a seat belt till about 1968...or car seats till much, much later...NOW,,,,if the cops catch me with my kid in the front seat...even strapped and double strapped by seat belts...I'd get a huge ticket and a date with child protective services not to mention being seen as a monster....here in California there are four stages of car seats...connected to weight of the kid...and rules about when the kid can point forward vs backwards.....you need to show a nurse your car seat to get your flesh and blood out of the hospital!
Madonna...in an interview...said one of the reasons bondage turned her on so much is that being tied up reminded her of her nice, strong Daddy strapping her in the car seat as a a child. Lying twit...Madonna was born in 1957, just like me...her daddy did NOT strap her into any car seats...MAYBE a little plastic seat so she could play driver...but nothing like the bondage for kids car seats we have today...She makes stuff up!
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Post by nonrabbit on May 24, 2009 14:40:30 GMT
Can you believe it? i44.images obliterated by tinypic/15foe89.jpg[/IMG] i40.images obliterated by tinypic/121zoqr.jpg[/IMG] i41.images obliterated by tinypic/r06n42.jpg[/IMG]
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Post by TullSkull on May 24, 2009 22:30:04 GMT
I'm not sure we know any better now then we did.. sigh!!!!
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Post by nonrabbit on Jun 21, 2009 12:24:48 GMT
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Post by steelmonkey on Jun 21, 2009 16:38:00 GMT
Why am I working like a dog in this hospital when i might be able to get a job on the 'Soda Pop Board of America'?
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Post by nonrabbit on Jun 21, 2009 16:45:51 GMT
Why am I working like a dog in this hospital when i might be able to get a job on the 'Soda Pop Board of America'? ;D ;D
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Post by quizzkid on Jun 22, 2009 11:46:07 GMT
[/IMG] [/quote] and get diabetes quicker. as a non-tea/coffe drinker and a once avid "Coke Cola fan I can vouch for the consequences.....hapy to join a group action against Coke Cola if anyone else fancies it
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Post by rebecca on Jun 22, 2009 13:51:11 GMT
[/IMG] [/quote] and get diabetes quicker. as a non-tea/coffe drinker and a once avid "Coke Cola fan I can vouch for the consequences.....hapy to join a group action against Coke Cola if anyone else fancies it [/quote] How you doing, Quizz? Do you think it's connected? My sister is addicted to it - three just to wake up. Guess you're stuck with booze now, eh? Well, no, they don't like you to have to much of that either, do they?
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Post by rebecca on Jun 22, 2009 13:52:32 GMT
BTW, I had a friend who was a dietician, consulting with mothers of infants, and she often had to explain to them that putting coke in bottles is not a good idea.
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Post by quizzkid on Jun 22, 2009 14:00:13 GMT
BTW, I had a friend who was a dietician, consulting with mothers of infants, and she often had to explain to them that putting coke in bottles is not a good idea. Hi Becca, not doing too bad, the diagnosis came as a timely wake-up call. I would lay money on it being the CC. No record of diabetes in the family before and my blood sugar level was "through the roof", 6 months after kicking the "coke" habit and losing nearly a stone and half in weight my blood sugar is back to near normal, and so are most of the other indicators. I fele a lot better for it.
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Post by rebecca on Jun 22, 2009 15:39:56 GMT
Wow. Well my aunt was the same way, and she's the only one on that side of the family who had it.
On the other side, my dad was diagnosed with it 15 or 20 years ago and he has absolutely no problems with it, just is reasonable about the sweets and keeps as active as he can. ( Now there are other problems, but that's another story!) That seems to be a common outcome with diabetes these days.
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Post by nonrabbit on Jul 13, 2009 7:37:30 GMT
This is for real not a Harry Enfield spoof "His wife's fault really " ;D ;D
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Post by nonrabbit on Mar 23, 2013 20:28:52 GMT
This is for real. i50.images obliterated by tinypic/24zdiyf.jpg[/IMG] Not recommened for children under 6
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Post by bunkerfan on Mar 24, 2013 8:09:22 GMT
Just your lungs affected then!
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Post by nonrabbit on Mar 24, 2013 11:04:11 GMT
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Post by bunkerfan on Mar 24, 2013 11:57:17 GMT
The Hoover advert's given me an idea for next Christmas. I'm going to try this one out.
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Post by nonrabbit on Mar 24, 2013 12:10:16 GMT
Yes you do that and just watch the expression on her face.
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Post by broadsword on Mar 24, 2013 12:47:25 GMT
.....as she picks up he nearest heavy object and clouts you with it....
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Post by onewhiteduck on Mar 24, 2013 13:55:48 GMT
I reckon the 'Hoover' advert should be updated for Christmas 2013 with the new 'Dyson' - apparently it's very good. Don't bite Ms Non Rabbit I'm only JOKING - honest. I'll get me coat !!
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Post by JTull 007 on Mar 24, 2013 18:00:32 GMT
[/IMG][/quote] LOL! Now I know where Mitt Romney got his idea about putting his dog on top of his family car.
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Post by bunkerfan on Mar 29, 2013 20:10:43 GMT
Before you ask Bernie, I've already checked and they don't sell them anymore. And one for the girls.
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Post by steelmonkey on Mar 30, 2013 4:12:26 GMT
Thanks John...actually...half the fun is the creepy neighborhoods and sweet relief that the best friend for 5 minutes dealer man didn't rip you off. Over the counter drugs are booorrrring. Can't imagine 'scoring' weed at the 'dispensaries' that are popping up around here.
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Post by nonrabbit on Mar 30, 2013 7:18:06 GMT
Thanks John !! cancelled the nip n tuck ..off to the "druggist" for some Bile Beans
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Post by onewhiteduck on Mar 30, 2013 10:13:36 GMT
Thanks John !! cancelled the nip n tuck ..off to the "druggist" for some Bile Beans Curiosity got the better of me so I googled Bile Beans ........ WTF.... While Bile Beans were initially pitched as a cure for biliousness, the influenza epidemic of 1899 was too good an opportunity to miss. Horrible though the ‘flu was, a lot of people would recover after a week or so anyway, and it was an easy matter for quacks to point to cases where the recovery coincided with the taking of their medicine. A leaflet enclosed with the Beans stated that they were also a cure for cirrhosis of the liver, blackheads, and all female complaints, and later they were mainly targeted at women, using glamorous pictures that now appear incongruous with the unattractive product name. Although the leaflet said that the Beans did not include mercury, bismuth, or aloes, they did contain aloin - an aloe extract with laxative properties that is no longer considered safe because of its potential side effects. The other ingredients were cardamom, peppermint oil and wheat flour, with a black gelatine coating. Oneslimduck
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Post by broadsword on Mar 30, 2013 10:36:13 GMT
Thanks John !! cancelled the nip n tuck ..off to the "druggist" for some Bile Beans Curiosity got the better of me so I googled Bile Beans ........ WTF.... While Bile Beans were initially pitched as a cure for biliousness, the influenza epidemic of 1899 was too good an opportunity to miss. Horrible though the ‘flu was, a lot of people would recover after a week or so anyway, and it was an easy matter for quacks to point to cases where the recovery coincided with the taking of their medicine. A leaflet enclosed with the Beans stated that they were also a cure for cirrhosis of the liver, blackheads, and all female complaints, and later they were mainly targeted at women, using glamorous pictures that now appear incongruous with the unattractive product name. Although the leaflet said that the Beans did not include mercury, bismuth, or aloes, they did contain aloin - an aloe extract with laxative properties that is no longer considered safe because of its potential side effects. The other ingredients were cardamom, peppermint oil and wheat flour, with a black gelatine coating. Oneslimduck ....OneNauseousSword
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Post by bunkerfan on Mar 30, 2013 18:30:08 GMT
This should cure you OneNauseousSword. ;D
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Post by nonrabbit on Mar 30, 2013 18:41:40 GMT
Thanks John !! cancelled the nip n tuck ..off to the "druggist" for some Bile Beans Curiosity got the better of me so I googled Bile Beans ........ WTF.... While Bile Beans were initially pitched as a cure for biliousness, the influenza epidemic of 1899 was too good an opportunity to miss. Horrible though the ‘flu was, a lot of people would recover after a week or so anyway, and it was an easy matter for quacks to point to cases where the recovery coincided with the taking of their medicine. A leaflet enclosed with the Beans stated that they were also a cure for cirrhosis of the liver, blackheads, and all female complaints, and later they were mainly targeted at women, using glamorous pictures that now appear incongruous with the unattractive product name. Although the leaflet said that the Beans did not include mercury, bismuth, or aloes, they did contain aloin - an aloe extract with laxative properties that is no longer considered safe because of its potential side effects. The other ingredients were cardamom, peppermint oil and wheat flour, with a black gelatine coating. Oneslimduck "Beans beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you fart" Ian Anderson Chateau d'isaster - missing track
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Post by steelmonkey on Mar 30, 2013 19:43:20 GMT
'the more you fart the better you feel so let's eat beans at every meal'
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