This is the Thread that wasn't expected... and with great anticipation, absolutely not awaited... (...Sorry about that... I should remember that I can only speak for myself...)...but never the less, a chance to write imaginary, and absolutely wacky articles for the false... St. Cleve Chronicle... Let your inner journalist get the better of you, and hit us with your best shot... Fire away!
In 2005 Miss Unnur Birna, from Iceland, yes that is her name, won the Miss world contest... She now reveals to the (false) St. Cleve Chronicle, that she is alive, and well, and living together with a rather large Duck... The Duck is kind of fluffy, and drools a lot... He has had this problem since the 70th... Unnur Birna was touched by the Ducks apparently unstoppable drooling problem, and took pity on him... She tells us that it set in motion a mother instinct that she didn't even knew that she had... "We have tried almost everything!" She says, but the drooling just won't stop... Unfortunately the drooling seems to increase, especially when she is deeply concentrated, trying to solve the children's corner crossword... This causes her to perspire so much, that she is forced to take of all of her cloth in order to gain a little control... and therefore always tries to solve the crossword, stark naked... (Fluffy) The Duck, has been a crossword fan for many decades, and is always to be found in the vicinity of Miss Unnur Birna, when she so courageously, and feverishly battles with the words...
In 2005 Miss Unnur Birna, from Iceland, yes that is her name, won the Miss world contest... She now reveals to the (false) St. Cleve Chronicle, that she is alive, and well, and living together with a rather large Duck... The Dock is kind of fluffy, and drools a lot... He has had this problem since the 70th... Unnur Birna was touched by the Ducks apparently unstoppable drooling problem, and took pity on him... She tells us that it set in motion a mother instinct that she didn't even knew that she had... "We have tried almost everything!" She says, but the drooling just won't stop... Unfortunately the drooling seems to increase, especially when she is deeply concentrated, trying to solve the children's corner crossword... This causes her to perspire so much, that she is forced to take of all of her cloth in order to gain a little control... and therefore always tries to solve the crossword, stark naked... (Fluffy) The Duck, has been a crossword fan for many decades, and is always to be found in the vicinity of Miss Unnur Birna, when she so courageously, and feverishly battles with the words...
I tend to drool as well when I see Unnur singing or just being on stage with TULL ...
Last Edit: Sept 12, 2015 15:14:29 GMT by JTull 007
The false St. Cleve Chronicle have just learned that Jim, the honorable member of The Jethro Tull Forum, also known as JTull 007, has admitted that he also have a drooling problem... Is this the start of an epidemic? Is this just the tip of the iceberg? and will this eventually cause the sea levels to rise? This is just a few of the questions, The False St. Cleve Chronicle is contemplating at the moment... (...besides the milking girl...) This typical male problem, by the way... often believed to be caused by wonderful, stunningly beautiful, and absolutely gorgeous females... In Jim's case, this condition is caused by a particular female, singing his favorite music... music written by the mastermind behind all things Tull, Mr. Ian Anderson himself... We here at The False St. Cleve Chronicle, wish the best for Jim Corpening, and hope that he will soon experience a full recovery from this dreadful drooling condition... by the way... wasn't it Frank Zappa who once wrote the song: "And the drooling never stops?"
"You have a box that says Ian Anderson, and another box that says Jethro Tull, but inside both boxes it's the same old cornflakes" - Ian Anderson
It has come to our attention that God is still an overwhelming responsibility... All over the world, people are experiencing anxiety attacks, simply because they find it hard to live up to Gods very high, and great expectations! In our search of the truth about the matter, we have interviewed five sisters from Kintail...
When we arrived, the other day, we immediately started watching sister one, watching sister three, watching sister two, watching sister four, watching sister five, who had lost her spectacles... We were just about, to send her in search of the optician, but luckily, she had a spare pair...
Later, that same evening... We asked sister one, who now were watching, sister five, watching sister four, watching sister two and three... Well... anyway... We asked sister one, who were now watching sister two, who were watching sister three, watching sister four, watching...
Reporting for The False St. Cleve Chronicle... Mr. T-bone Jackson...
This is very embarrassing... but it has come to our attention, that one of our false newspaper articles, have been dead wrong... It turns out that "we" have made a grave mistake... Fluffy The Duck has not been a crossword fan for decades... He told us the other day, and that he had not had a relationship with that woman... Miss Unnur Birna... Our chief reporter, Mr. T-shirt Jackson is now struggling with a depression, and is believed to be found somewhere in a town of England... could be Newcastle, Leeds or Birmingham... When Mr. T-shirt Jackson heard about his silly mistake, he shouted at the top of his lungs: "How could an intelligent reporter make such a silly mistake?" Ostensibly motionless, he then stormed out of the office, scowling! "We" here at The False St. Cleve Chronicle are very sorry, but unfortunately it took a while for us to join the dots...
steelmonkey: At the end of my shift I deliver the extra food to a homeless camp on my ride home...I bet those guys don't get asparagus/risotti/veal every day. We have trillions to prop up hotel chains but we can't house these people?
Apr 16, 2020 17:10:44 GMT
geostrehl: On a more positive note, I rediscovered "Beside Myself" today. Man, what a killer song!
Apr 16, 2020 20:04:50 GMT
steelmonkey: I listen to less 'Roots' than most Tull...but when I do, I wonder why.
Apr 20, 2020 16:28:53 GMT
steelmonkey: Thank You for interview and interview sharing. Very Cool.
Apr 21, 2020 2:31:28 GMT
futureshock: Hello again! I hope everyone is staying healthy and applying their newfound isolation-affected times and circumstances to beneficial activities so that years from now we can all tell younger generations how we survived this ordeal smartly as best possible!
May 6, 2020 20:01:02 GMT
nonrabbit: Hello Futureshock! Great to hear from you. Hope you're staying healthy too....a metre apart from any other human (animal?) that tries to cross you path. I'm a librarian in a public library and we've asking people to make a diary of their experiences.....
May 8, 2020 19:20:30 GMT
nonrabbit: in lockdown so that the next generation/s will get detailed answers when they say " What did you do in the Covid lockdown Granda/ Granny"...."Well Sonny, I bought a hell of a lot of toilet paper" Stay safe Futureshock and see you here soon!!
May 8, 2020 19:23:09 GMT
botanicman: IA did an interview with Dan Rather where he revealed publicly that he has COPD.
May 12, 2020 20:39:28 GMT
chester: Do any of you [my fellow JT Forum members] miss watching live sporting events on TV, because of the virus, as much as I do?
May 14, 2020 19:49:33 GMT
steelmonkey: I miss reading about the Golden State Warriors and St Pauli in the second Bundesliga. I keep an eye on the baseball 'A's and the Brazil team, Botoafogo. My EPL Team is Tot Spurs and I take the time to hate two teams :HSV in Germany and Man United.
May 14, 2020 20:44:37 GMT
maddogfagin: Miss the sport on tv especially the football and now that summer is upon us the cricket. I fear that things will take a year or two to get back to how it was before all this shenanigans.
May 15, 2020 6:04:06 GMT
steelmonkey: I miss some watching and reading about sports but not enough to suddenly get interested in the Belarus Football League or Taiwanese baseball. Fans are going pretty far for a fix.
May 16, 2020 20:03:25 GMT
chester: I don't watch very much BUNDESLIGA, but it has returned after two months, with NO FANS allowed in the stadiums. I am starting to follow UFC mixed martial arts, which has returned as well.
May 17, 2020 1:02:36 GMT
tullmatrix: Is there some way to still get the Passion Play complete midi? I pasted the link into my browser and got a message that i was forbidden.
May 17, 2020 23:23:50 GMT
botanicman: Chester, The Plague has made me realize how little I actually do care about sports. I might not spend the time to watch when they do return!
May 19, 2020 11:48:30 GMT
pbinlostangeles: For us in So Cal, first time since 1974 no Long Beach Grand Prix and - apparently - no Indy 500. At least not on Memorial Day. Hopefully, they'll get this virus crud figured out before the start of MotoGP season
May 19, 2020 20:15:30 GMT
chester: NASCAR has restarted it's 2020 season but, like German soccer, to empty grandstands. I think catching a virus is low on the list of dangers that can befall a racing car driver.
May 20, 2020 0:18:21 GMT
chester: I know that I am late to the idea, but I have started wearing a mask while out in public. My Canadian officials have changed their stance from: not recommended to mildly suggested to strongly advised.
May 22, 2020 9:42:52 GMT