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Post by Equus on Apr 5, 2014 11:36:26 GMT
Can most questions and statements really be answered with an Ian Anderson quotation...?? I'll give it a try... My mother in law is coming for dinner... Ian: "Nothing is easy."I just hate that guy!! Ian: "Flee the icy Lucifer."I lost my home, my job... Ian: "Nothing ever really belongs to anyone."
I didn't understand a word of what she was saying... Ian: "Translation wasn't clear." Where the f**k did they come from?? Ian: "Someone left their snowshoes in the tundra." I'm having a really bad day... Ian: "... well, let me bring you songs from the wood, to make you feel much better than you could know..."
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Post by nonrabbit on Apr 5, 2014 15:44:08 GMT
Wife..Who's the woman I saw you with last night? Husband ...She said she was a dancer.
"I've come down from the upper class to mend your rotten ways,sorry misread that -I've upgraded to business class on British Airways"
David Cameron
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Post by steelmonkey on Apr 5, 2014 21:07:27 GMT
'From the typing pool, goes the mini skirted princess' = you've been sued for sexual harassment in the workplace
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