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Amusing Stories Feb 11, 2012 10:04:20 GMT

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Anyone on a diet? This story is just for you.

230 calories a minute for 26 minutes: Hungry diner takes café challenge and polishes off gut-busting 6,000-calorie breakfast in record time

Stepping up to the plate: Robert Pinto (above) travelled 125 miles to take on the Kidz Breakfast challenge - and then proceeded to polish off the mammoth meal in just 26 minutes

Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html#ixzz1m4AcFmA6

Last Edit: Sept 4, 2017 13:36:44 GMT by maddogfagin

And who comes here to wish me well?
A sweetly-scented angel fell,
She laid her head upon my disbelief,
And bathed me with her ever-smile.

nonrabbit Global Moderator Posts: 12,744	Amusing Stories Feb 11, 2012 12:40:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nonrabbit on Feb 11, 2012 12:40:16 GMT Total madness
	Went down to the station to look for her there..

steelmonkey Global Moderator Posts: 8,071	Amusing Stories Feb 11, 2012 13:28:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steelmonkey on Feb 11, 2012 13:28:05 GMT I'm going there for breakfast on the way to work....my boss pissed me off big time yesterday and i need a nice breakfast to feel better.

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Amusing Stories Feb 11, 2012 14:24:03 GMT

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Feb 11, 2012 13:28:05 GMT steelmonkey said:

I'm going there for breakfast on the way to work....my boss pissed me off big time yesterday and i need a nice breakfast to feel better.

1. Buy winning lottery ticket.
2. Tell boss to stick his job up his feckin ass.
3. Have breakfast.

Went down to the station to look for her there..

steelmonkey Global Moderator Posts: 8,071	Amusing Stories Feb 11, 2012 18:50:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steelmonkey on Feb 11, 2012 18:50:03 GMT much worse...boss is 'she'

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Amusing Stories Jan 7, 2013 21:01:41 GMT

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Man becomes first ever to eat world's hottest curry

A doctor has become the first person to eat an entire plateful of the world's hottest curry - 10,000 times hotter than a bottle of tabasco sauce.

I reckon even Ian would struggle with this one.

www.shortlist.com/home/man-becomes-first-ever-to-eat-plate-of-worlds-hottest-curry

And who comes here to wish me well?
A sweetly-scented angel fell,
She laid her head upon my disbelief,
And bathed me with her ever-smile.

broadsword Warden Posts: 500	Amusing Stories Jan 7, 2013 21:36:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by broadsword on Jan 7, 2013 21:36:55 GMT Somebody had to do it, so........
	Live long and prosper

nonrabbit Global Moderator Posts: 12,744	Amusing Stories Jan 7, 2013 22:24:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nonrabbit on Jan 7, 2013 22:24:27 GMT Jan 7, 2013 21:36:55 GMT broadsword said: Somebody had to do it, so........ ;D ;D ;D
	Went down to the station to look for her there..

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Amusing Stories Oct 18, 2013 20:58:05 GMT

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Dwarf dressed as copper feels short arm of the law as police confiscate baton and handcuffs during stag do stunt in York

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/10746331.Dwarf_dressed_as_copper_feels_short_arm_of_the_law_as_police_confiscate_baton_and_handcuffs_during_stag_do_stunt_in_York/

Last Edit: Sept 4, 2017 13:37:18 GMT by maddogfagin

And who comes here to wish me well?
A sweetly-scented angel fell,
She laid her head upon my disbelief,
And bathed me with her ever-smile.

steelmonkey Global Moderator Posts: 8,071	Amusing Stories Oct 18, 2013 21:55:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by steelmonkey on Oct 18, 2013 21:55:44 GMT One thing I succesfully taught my daughter: Midgets are ALWAYS funny.

maddogfagin Global Moderator Another tea-time, another day older Posts: 18,613	Amusing Stories Oct 19, 2013 8:38:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maddogfagin on Oct 19, 2013 8:38:17 GMT Oct 18, 2013 21:55:44 GMT steelmonkey said: One thing I succesfully taught my daughter: Midgets are ALWAYS funny. Think the outcome would have been different had the dwarf been instead a 9 foot giant.
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