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Post by maddogfagin on Jun 16, 2010 17:14:11 GMT
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money in your account?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Post by steelmonkey on Jun 18, 2010 1:49:07 GMT
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
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Post by maddogfagin on Jun 18, 2010 14:18:15 GMT
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? Pass We have pavements here in the UK. You tend to get run down by cyclists on them and folks don't use their garages to house their cars but use them as spare storage space. I know I do but then I don't have a car Why is an occasional table so called? They always seem to be in use all the time
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